dachshund quotes

Just some fun doxie quotations I found on the internet. Please comment if you have any to add :)

"Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command."

- E.B. White

"Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund."

- Queen Victoria

"You say my nose, sir, reminds you of a dachshund? That is the first flattering remark anyone has made of it."

- Cyrano de Bergerac

"I would like to say I did. I don't believe we do. But I do have a miniature dachshund named Reggie who looks out for us."

- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld in 2003, on whether he has duct tape, plastic sheeting and a three-day supply of bottled water at home